(All of the costume pictures in this post are from Yandy.com, but they're certainly not the only offenders. You can find costumes like these on lots of different stores and sites.)
Like we said last year, probably the most disturbing ones are the sexy versions of children's characters, like Sexy Big Bird and Sexy Cookie Monster. Can't we all agree to draw the line at sexy schoolgirl and not try to take it to the next level with sexed up Sesame Street and Disney characters? Here are a few more that we found this year...
"Adult Minnie Mouse" and "Flirty Mouse Club"
Sexy Banana, Sexy Watermelon and "Sequin Pineapple"
Sexy Bubble Gum and Gumball Machine!
Yes, that's a gumball machine costume. This year sexy inanimate objects seem to be very popular!
Glam Rock Guitar, Platinum Credit Card and "She's Dynamite"
Sketchy Sally, Arcade Cutie and Screaming Green Crayon
And then of course there are always those costumes that demonstrate a heightened sense of cultural sensitivity.
Sexy Gypsy and "Bolly Ho"
How do you feel about inter-species relationships? There sure seem to be a lot of "sexy" animals...
"Stinkin' Cute Skunk", Sexy Shark and Sexy Sea Turtle
Deluxe Unicorn and Rudolph the Sexiest Reindeer
A sexy Rudolph Halloween costume? Mixing holidays and disturbing everyone in the process!
There is also a lot of sexy gender-bending going on on the Yandy website. Not that we have anything against gender non-conformity, but some of these sexy female versions of famous male characters are just ridiculous. (And some are so ridiculous that they're almost kind of awesome. Almost.)
Miss Scissorhands, Sexy Freddie Krueger and Miss Leatherface
Deluxe Robin and "Robin Hottie"
Sexy Rambo, Sexy Indiana Jones and Sexy Green Lantern
"The Sushi's On Me" and "Slippery When Wet"
It's the chopstick and traffic cone headpieces that really make these costumes as far as we're concerned.
MC Hamster and "Sexy Donatelo"
The real issue we have with this ninja turtle costume (aside from the fact that it is a male, non-human, children's character and is possibly the most low-budget costume we've ever seen for $25) is that it's not sexy at all. It's just a T-shirt but the name is actually "Sexy Donatelo". But this one is even better... what's sexier than Chewbacca!?
(That beaver one just really leaves us speechless.)
But possibly the best of the worst...
Sexy Hulkamania Costume
The Sexy Hulkamania is here! And it will haunt your dreams... Happy Halloween!