You are quite the beastly and horrendous animal of a human being. Maybe
you'll die in a fiery crash, who knows? The flames from the wreck wouldn't
be the only source of heat after death, as hell is likely your resting
Best. Comment. EVER.
Although we have to wonder exactly why I would die in a fiery crash and not from like complications of some sexually transmitted disease... unless of course, I was driving on the way to the free clinic? Actually, now why is hell likely my resting place? If I truly am such a beastly and horrendous animal of a human being as they say, then I'm definitely going to hell. Come on, commit!