Dumb Bitch Parade: The Maternity Edition
Dumb Bitch: Well, if it takes you six weeks after it, that means we can go out drinking in November. We're still on for new years right? You can just dump it with a babysitter.Yes, she calls my baby 'it' which drives me up the wall...
Roxeigh: You know I plan on breastfeeding right?
Dumb Bitch: That's two separate things. You can drink an breastfeed at the same time
After dropping the lime that had been soaking in her tequila shot into my water...
Roxeigh: What are you doing?
Dumb Bitch: Giving you the lime, you know I hate limes.
Roxeigh: A lime that was previously soaked in alcohol.
Dumb Bitch: Oh a little bit won't kill you or deform your baby.
Dumb Bitch: Do you want me to hold your hand for your doctor's appointment? Like, when you have your ultrasound? I heard it's terrifying.
Dumb Bitch: If I win that trip you can't go with me because pregnant women can't fly.
Roxeigh: Um, last time I checked you could do lots of things when pregnant.
Dumb Bitch: You can't have sex when you are pregnant.