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July 15, 2007

some people can be so selfish

One more comic about the most dysfunctional couple ever...

Again this was inspired by actual events, as told to us by a friend (whom you can see below acting crazy... and who obviously is now an ex-friend).




"I love cuddling after sex..."




"If I don't cuddle after sex I feel...
you know... all... I don't know..."



“Uh... I'll be right back!”


"But... we're cuddling."


"I think I'm gonna throw up!"


"Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"


“I can’t believe he’s throwing up after sex with me…”


"Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

“Sex with me repulses him.”


"Bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Oh god...."

“I can’t believe he’s doing this to me!”


"I must have eaten something bad... goodnight baby."


"But... don’t you want to cuddle with me?”


“I think I should just go to sleep, I feel really sick”.


But… we always cuddle after sex…

I… need to cuddle after sex…”


"I just threw up."


"Hmmph! Fine!"



"Goodnight".


"ZZZZZZZZ"


“God, some people can be so selfish”.



Epilogue: You may recall that something similar happened to one of us once... and we joked about whether bad sex can in fact induce vomiting. However, the woman who inspired this comic series... we can assure you was not joking. This is an actual fight they had. I guess when you're dating a nut case you should never underestimate the importance of post-coital cuddling.

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