Disclaimer

Some parts of this blog may contain adult-oriented material. (It is NOT porn or erotica, but some of the content is inappropriate for children). If you are under your country's legal age to view such material or find it to be "objectionable", please leave this page now. Reader discretion is advised...but if you couldn't infer from the title that this may be an adult-oriented blog, then you shouldn't be on the Internet at all.

Everything on the Evil Slutopia blog is copyrighted by the E.S.C. and ESC Forever Media and may not be used without credit to the authors. But feel free to link to us as much as you want! For other legal information, disclaimers and FAQs visit ESCForeverMedia.com.

June 14, 2007

Anatomy of a Hangover

Or rather... a description of what my apartment looked like the morning after a night of drinking (which I have no recollection whatsoever of coming home from in the first place)...

Head: simultaneously throbbing and spinning.

Pajamas: on backwards.

Makeup from previous night: on... sideways.

Clothes from previous night: in the bed with me, wrapped up in the blankets.

Shoes from previous night: in the bed with me, wrapped up in the blankets.

Gum from previous night: stuck to the edge of the nightstand (at least it wasn't "in the bed with me, wrapped up in the blankets").

Finger: brand new cut, wrapped in Hello Kitty bandaid.

Water bottle: uncapped (still can't find it) and apparently hadn't been drank at all (which would explain the throbbing/spinning head).

Contents of purse: scattered across the bathroom floor in disarray.

Me, soon after waking up: scattered across the bathroom floor in disarray, because I was afraid to leave the vicinity of the toilet bowl (for fear of puking in the bed) but was too tired to sit up any longer. So classy.

Time I finally felt good enough to get out of bed: 1:00pm

Time I finally felt good enough to eat: 3:00 pm (pizza)

Time I finally felt back to normal: the following day, around 2:00 pm

Age: Too old for this shit.

1 comment:

Sharnanagans said...

HAHAHHA. exactly.
on ...all of it.
ahahha.