Dumb Things Guys Say #9
Walking home from the train station one night, Jezebel and Lilith were apprehended by two guys roaming the streets, getting a "new perspective". After some drunken (Jezebel and Lilith) and high (the guys) conversation, they realized that they had met one of them many years ago elsewhere.
Guy: It's so weird. If we had never met before... then I wouldn't remember you.
Uh, no shit. That's usually how memories work. You don't remember the people you've never met.