We've decided to come a little bit clean this new years and repent some of our old sins. Okay, so that's not completely true. We're not really repenting anything, so much as we're just admitting some things that we might not ordinarily care to admit. But it's a new year... a time to purge ourselves of the past and start fresh.
For the record: We realize that we spend a lot of time bitching about other people who have done us wrong, but we can also admit that we're not always perfect. People make mistakes, including us. We are all guilty of that. It is those that repeat (again and again) those mistakes and feel no guilt/remorse for their wrongdoings that bother us. So while it may make us sound like hypocrites to list our own indiscretions... life is about growth and lessons. These are ours.
Of course, none of us have a death wish either, so you're just going to have to guess which evil slut/s match up to which evil deed/s. Our lips are sealed. Of course... some of these... more than one of us have done. Hey! We're only human!
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with two coworkers (who were friends) in a row.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with three of her ex's friends (two of whom were once her ex's roommates).
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with her friend's ex.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with more than one friend's ex.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with an ex-friend's crush, out of spite.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with an entire circle of friends.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with someone who was "taken".
A certain evil slut has... cheated on a significant other.
A certain evil slut has... had a one-night stand.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with someone, despite knowing that a friend really liked that person.
A certain evil slut has... ruined a friend's chances with someone out of revenge.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with more than one person in a single night.
A certain evil slut has... had unprotected sex, despite knowing better.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with someone whose name she didn't know.
A certain evil slut has... used someone to make someone else jealous.
A certain evil slut has... slept with someone on the first date.
A certain evil slut has... secretly dated two people at the same time.
A certain evil slut has... hooked up with someone she didn't care about or even like at all.
You can define "hook up" any way you like. There's a long list of meanings; we've purposely been vague in order to let you use your own imagination. A girl's gotta have some secrets.
Be good in '07
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