Dumb Things Guys Say #8
1. Boy meets girl, boy dates girl, boy goes back to ex
2. Please don't violate my phone's personal space
Guy: So how are you?
Guy: How are things?
Guy: How's work?
Guy: How's your kid?
Guy: How's life?
Lilith: So where's your girlfriend? I want to meet her.
Guy: Oh we're not together anymore.
Lilith: Oh I'm sorry.
Guy: Yeah it was doomed from the start.
Guy: I had to give it a shot, you know...
Guy: But she just wasn't the girl for me...
Jezebel: (putting her arm around Lilith) Well not everybody can have a girlfriend as great as my girlfriend.