Dumb Things Guys Say #4
The Scene: A beach in Florida. 3 AM. Lilith and Jezebel have just left the bar with some friends, where...fuck it, no amount of explanation is going to make this make sense.
Jezebel and Lilith are walking down the boardwalk. A van pulls up.
Bosnian Serial Killer: You want massage?
Lilith: Massage? Um, no.
Bosnian Serial Killer: You don't want massage? But I have van!
Jezebel: No, really, we're good. Thanks though.